Joyful Noise Ministries Guestbook

1. When you finely go home you have to call your wife first to ask for directions.
2. You keep trying to talk your friends into working late so you can hang out with them.
3. Your friends and family send your christmas cards to your office instead of your house.
4. You can't wait for your vacation so you can catch up on your yard chores.
5. Your boss starts charging you room and board.
6. You make employee of the month at five different companies that you've never worked .
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7. Your kids call you Mr. instead of dad.
8. Or  your not even sure if you have kids .
9. If  you think of opening your office window as getting out doors.
10.If  your wife keeps asking your boss what you might like for your birthday.
11.You think the 40 hour a week employee's are just part time help.
12.You have three secretary's for three shifts.
13.You start typing in your sleep.
14.Your desk is also a row away bed.